antisocial-astronaut:

languidangel:

justcyborgthings:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

miss-vickt0re:

carbcruncher000:

thegirlfriend-experience:

citycrowdpleaser:

say it with me now..

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

Also our passports glow under black light(found the photos online cause I don’t have a black light)

its-me-connor:

endgaem:

bigboss-smallpond:

warheads-r-us:

killzombieseatbacon:

cyrodiil-burns:

live-exist-die:

evil-shenanigans-alpha:

epicdoubletap:

arizonagunguy:

goodoleboyslikeme:

arizonagunguy:

sourprincess:

piratebay-premium:

meepicusmaximus:

bluntedanimehunk:

hunewm:

bluntedanimehunk:

internetlaureate:

bluntedanimehunk:

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

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Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

ARE YOU SERIOUS

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

You dont get this post do you? Lol

The comments are priceless.

So many people being clueless.

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

Holy fuck man not you too

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

Pure comedy gold.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

Best post on Tumblr or Best post on Tumblr?

Please, look up pegging.

I’ll wait.