Author: alext0639

rosslynpaladin:

rannulfr:

rosslynpaladin:

rannulfr:

I love how 90% of werewolf halloween costumes have a flannel shirt.

Support your local lumberjack / lumberjane lycanthropes.

Its either that or hipsters and grunge just tend toward lycanthropy

Hipster werewolves, lol.

“I peed on this hydrant last night, green instead of red, you’ve probably never peed on it…”

“Is that… Tofu around your snout?”

“Long pork is murder, Tonja.”

SNERK omygosh

@thebibliosphere

dare-to-dm:

themadcapmathematician:

tockthewatchdog:

tockthewatchdog:

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.