WHEN YOU’RE FIGHTING IGNIS IN COMRADES, HE LITERALLY BAITS YOU AND TRICKS YOU INTO ATTACKING HIM. I PUT IT IN SLO MO SO YOU CAN SEE HOW BADLY HE WRECKS ME
THIS BLIND GUY IS KICKING MY ASS. HE’S HARDER THAN GLADIO AND PROM TIMES A HUNDRED WITH HIS FUCKING MAGIC AND CANE SWORD AND FUCKING TRICKERY
Noctis has been coming to school wearing all black with his hair spiked up and all his art class projects are dark and moody and feature ghosts and gothic architecture, so the school counsellor gets Noctis in his office and says in his very special voice “We’re finding your antisocial behaviour concerning so we’ve called your father in.”
And then Regis enters like
“Apologies for the delay, I couldn’t find my Parent-Teacher Conference Cape.”